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"I'm 50 and I LOVE it! I like to kick, stretch, and KICK! I'M 50!"

HA!

Tue Nov 17, 2009, 11:37 AM
As a disclaimer, I had nothing to do with this. I don't know either party mentioned. I clicked on a link and it sent me to this

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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:iconking-of-the-damned:
Thanks for the fav!

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Next time you see the white rabbit run free
You might not want to follow
Lose your youth, cause beauty is truth
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:iconnothingpoignanthere:
I frequent your site. Always goodies there for me to collect.

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:iconsandalwood01:
Thanks for the :+fav: :D

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Thanks for the fav on [link] :D
:iconj-x-x:
YO!finally found you!

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Lets make sugar cookies and kill hobos! (J-X-X):chainsaw:
:iconnothingpoignanthere:
I found you first! I searched for the Holy Tap :D

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“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.” - Henry Rollins
:iconj-x-x:
lol. it is an amazing pic!

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Lets make sugar cookies and kill hobos! (J-X-X):chainsaw:
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Thanks alot for the fav

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